Private to Sirius.

You just couldn't leave well enough alone you big twat. I cam home from seeing Harry, cutest little bugger on the planet, and get your damned letter and now I'm sobbing like a third year whose just lost her virginity to Sirius Black and found out he doesn't really love her and only said it to get in her panties, and what the fuck am I supposed to do now?

What do you want from me Pads? Remus took me in! I know something is going on. But you were right about so much and you're my best friend and you always will be, and I believe you and I don't know what to think.

This would be so much easier if you were here. Why did you have to leave me?

Private to the Order.

I don't want to do this but Sirius was my best friend and so I am fulfilling his last wishes. So I need to ask you for his body. If you don't trust me with his body then it should go to Andie and she can take care of the first part of this. He wanted to be cremated and then he wanted me to have his ashes and spread them.

I loved him like a brother, I would never do anything to dishonour his memory. Please let me do this without picking any fights.

Also, he doesn't want a funeral, he wants a party. And obviously, I doubt I'll be invited but I can owl money for alcohol if you need it. He also wants this music played:

Children of the Revolution. Good ol’ T-Rex

Last, he wanted me to have Shadow. I want it for now but it's going to go to Harry when he gets old enough to ride without killing himself. I think that's all.