It's fucking amazing how many different things you can have for breakfast all at once when you've got a house elf willing to make them all. I had bacon, sausage, kippers, a boiled egg, a fried egg, toast, some cheese thing that smelled like cat but tasted very good, oats, and some leftover chocolate cake because I'd asked them to make me one last night.

And the house elves love me because I eat it all and I say thank you and I tried to clear my own dishes the other day which had them laughing for hours. Mum and Dad were always against house elves but I think this is just another area where they may have gotten it wrong. Telly is aces.

Severus Snape.

Uncle C told me about your house this morning when I woke up. I can't say I'm sorry to hear it burnt down because from everything I knew and saw about that house it was mostly fucking miserable. Still, from having my own home burnt to the ground, I know what shit it is to see your childhood go up in smoke. I hope you were able to retrieve anything important.

Sirius.

Come see me. Come see me. Come see me. Come see me. Come see me. Come see me. Come see me. Comesee me comeseeme. comeeeeeeeee seeeeeeeee meeeeeeee.